3 Email Marketing Tips Illustrated by Comedian James Veitch

We’d like to share a fun TED talk by British Comedian James Veitch called, “The agony of trying to unsubscribe”. This talk wasn’t specifically meant for businesses. While you watch, however, try to see what email marketing tips you can glean from James’ story.

That was fun, right? Let’s look at some of the applications to marketing now.

“I didn’t sign up for that”

SafeMart got James’ email from somewhere (?!?) and decided to start sending him promotional messages out of the blue. We see lots of companies buy lists of consumer email address from data collection services nowadays. Sending people commercial emails without prior consent is against the terms of service for many email marketing services and can get your account banned. Don’t let that be you! Canada, Europe, and Australia take it one step further – it is illegal to send commercial emails in those countries without documented consent.

An unwilling email recipient will be left with a bad impression of your company. You may permanently lose that customer and also risk them telling friends and family about the negative experience. Another concern is that they may mark your email as ‘spam’.

Recipients might report your email as spam

If too many people start marking your emails as spam, your domain’s IP address will be blacklisted by email spam filters and penalized by search engines. For example, we send our emails from hello@zakandzu.com. If a large number of people report our emails, the whole zakandzu.com website will be penalized. So the first of our three email marketing tips is: only email people who actually signed up to hear from you!

“They appear to think that I should be excited about a shop opening”

dull marketing email

It’s NOT about YOU, it’s about the customer! No one really cares that you are opening a shop. They don’t get to share in the profits that your business makes. You have to frame things in a way that shows how your business SOLVES A PROBLEM FOR THEM. Instead of those dreadfully dull ‘4 weeks until… 3 weeks until…’ emails, SafeMart could have done a countdown highlighting the wonderful ways that the new shop will benefit customers. For example:

Tired of having to drive all the way to Springfield for fresh produce? Well in 2 weeks, we’re bringing the best to you with a new SafeMart location at King’s Cross. Check out our Grand Opening deals and coupons below!

This is worth restating, and it is actually the second of our three email marketing tips: It’s NEVER about YOU. It’s ALWAYS about the CUSTOMER. Repeat that to yourself over and over again until it becomes cemented in your brain.

“I scrolled down to the bottom of the email, and I pressed unsubscribe. I thought that’d be the end of the it. But a week later, I got another one…”

Email marketing laws require that you include clear, conspicuously placed instructions in every email stating how people can opt out of receiving further emails from you. The CAN-SPAM Act in the United States requires that you honor such requests within 10 business days. Really, you should do it much sooner. Including an automated ‘unsubscribe’ button at the bottom of your emails can be helpful. So our third email marketing tip is to include an informative footer in all of your marketing emails and to act upon ‘unsubscribe’ requests immediately.

Some people just don’t want to receive marketing emails, and that’s OK. Even if someone has unsubscribed from your emails, they may still interact with your business in other positive ways. For example, James could have noticed the store during his drive home from work and remembered that he needed to pick up some milk. Or perhaps he may have seen an enticing coupon in the newspaper. However, by continuing to send James emails even after he asked to unsubscribe, SafeMart may possibly have turned his ambivalence towards their shop into negativity or even hostility. These are the sorts of feelings that motivate people to actively go on Yelp and write a bad review. They will probably also fume to friends and family about how annoying you are and how you’re not getting their business in a million years. That’s not the reputation that you want!

What interesting things did you notice in the video? Share your email marketing tips and other thoughts with us on social media @zakandzu. If you’re not done procrastinating yet, also check out James Veitch’s hilarious TED talk about what happens when you reply to spam emails.

Check out our email marketing services if you’d like some help with your own email strategy. Zak & Zu Marketing is a Bay Area digital marketing agency that helps businesses and nonprofits worldwide. Contact us at hello@zakandzu.com